Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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