they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
