wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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