no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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