after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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