Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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