Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
