AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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