Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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