I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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