He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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