playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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