Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Randomize
