I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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