everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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