He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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