you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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