So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She is in my trunk
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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