shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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