Fuck appropriateness.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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