Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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