Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
i out mim tonsoeep
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