your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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