I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
how does that bad decision feel?
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