God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
