brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I have already put on my inside pants.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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