She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
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FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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