Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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