i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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