can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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