Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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