Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just had sex bonerless
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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