the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
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