hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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