5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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