Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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