I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
