it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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