I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
a search helicopter?!
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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