Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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