i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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