those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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