yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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