Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I have post one night stand depression
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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