he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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