these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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