last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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