The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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