Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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