So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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