is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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