Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
