We won't sleep together?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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