I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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