1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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