Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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