I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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