Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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