I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Randomize
