There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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